Here is what is up in my life:

1. Gus slept in his own bed the last two nights. Granted, I fell asleep with him 1 of the 2. I am both happy and sad. We bribed him with a Gronkle. And those of you who are frowning on “family beds” and sleeping with your children, don’t bother calling DCFS. I looked it up, it ain’t illegal to sleep with your kids. And no, it is not sad that I looked it up. I am just making sure I don’t go to jail anytime soon.

2. Going to Oprah on Thursday. Of course don’t know what I am wearing because I KNOW Oprah is going to like my outfit (yeah right). I am probably going to be sitting in the tippy top last row. Or I’ll be in the “2nd” audience off to the side watching on a monitor. But that is ok because I am nervous about the possibility of picking my nose or having weird hair on camera.

3. Painting like crazy in our house in hope that someone will buy it. This century. I am liking that my house looks clean (most of the time) but I am not liking the constant smell of paint fumes.

4. Excited that we have hired someone to mow our grass this summer. I am feeling VERY Desperate Housewife-y. Not in the having an affair with the gardener (he’s kinda gross) but part of me wants to sit on a lawn-chair while he mows and wear a hat and sunglasses. Is that wrong?

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